robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

(Source: drarna)

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(Source: deluminator)


zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…  

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-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!